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The Challenge Season 37 “Spies, Lies, & Allies” Trailer Breakdown

***I do not own the rights to these videos*** We’re one month shy of The Challenge season 37 premiere and The Challenge gods have so graciously blessed us with a TANTALIZING first look at the season.  The trailer came out this past Tuesday and it is mother-fucking GLORIOUS. I have watched it… at least a …

No Ace in The Hole

The Challenge: All Stars Season 1 Episode 1 Recap 🙂 I am… so… deeply… utterly… and fully… IN LOVE WITH THIS FRANCHISE. THESE CHARACTERS. THIS NOSTALGIA THAT I FEEL FOR YEARS I WASN’T EVEN WATCHING THIS SHOW AND/OR ALIVE. I’m just so OBSESSSSED. I have seen this episode 5 times since it came out, and …

Underdogs & Upsets

The Unexpected Best & Worst of The Challenge: Double Agents Four months since our premiere & we finally arrive at the cusp of TJ’s finals for The Challenge’s 36th season, Double Agents. Although The Challenge brought in a lot of big bets with their rookies this season, it was the veterans who majority pulled through and secured their places …

‘Til Death Do Us Duel

The Bachelor Season 25 Episode 2 Recap 🙂 Episode 2 of Matt James’ season and this already feels like a traditional Bachelor episode: the lead tells the group of contestants “I see my wife/husband in this group”, there’s a competitive group date where one team gets more time with the lead at night based on …

No Finesse Fess

The Challenge: Double Agents Season 36 Episode 4 Recap 🙂 Round FOURRRR, BABYYYYY. This episode does NOT FEEL GOOD. THE WHOLE TIME I’M LIKE FRICKYOU, FESSY, FRICK YOU, FESSY, ETC. How you gonna do Nelson like that??? DAMN. But I’m getting ahead of myself, let’s set the scene – Wes has just gone home, Devin …

Jesus, Take the Vibrator

The Bachelor Season 25 Episode 1 Recap : ) FOLKS, HISTORY HAS BEEN MADE. FOR TWENTY FOUR SEASONS OF THIS GOD-FORSAKEN SHOW WE HAVE WATCHED MEDIOCRE WHITE MAN AFTER MEDIOCRE WHITE MAN GET SHUFFLED THROUGH THE BACHELOR SYSTEM AS THE LEAD, BUT NOT ANYMORE. Season 25 brings us our first ever BLACK BACHELOR, MATT JAMES, …

Some Thorough Thoughts on our First Black Bachelor, King (Matt) James

How Matt James became our first Black Bachelor, the History of Racism in the franchise, Player Breakdown (Roast), Full Season Trailer Analysis ROUNDED ALL UP with some BOLD season predictions. 😉 Who is Matt James?  Matt James is THEE FIRST BLACK BACHELOR (The Bachelor Season 25), but alongSIDE that, he is a 29-year-old guy from …

What’s Up, Hawk?

The Challenge: Double Agents Season 36 Episode 3 Recap 🙂 A Budding Friendship of the Century, Return of the Blubbering Baby, & Demise of the Wolf in Ginger-skin ***I do not own the rights to these videos*** Last week’s ‘sode was a bit of a miss for me, but MAN, ARE WE BACK THIS WEEK! …

So This is Lolo Love

The Challenge: Double Agents Season 36 Episode 2 Recap ***I do not own the rights to these videos*** To me, episode 2 is not quite as hard hitting as episode 1, but HEY, it’s hard to top potentially 3 of 4 Challenge champs being in the first elimination right out of the GATE. And you …

Maaaarrry me, Naaaatalie?

The Challenge Season 36 “Double Agents” Episode 1 Recap “License to Killer Kam” Per usual, MTV did NOT DISAPPOINT, in fact, to me, they EXCEEDED EXPECTATIONS. I was jumping up & down on my couch, running around the room in circles, yelling at my friend who was watching the show for the absolute first time. …

Clare Crawley, Bachelor-Universe Veteran, Racoon Whisperer, and Sex-in-the-Ocean Goddess is our Next Bachelorette!

Monday morning ABC announced their newest Bachelorette for Season 16 of The Bachelorette; Clare Crawley, originally introduced on Juan Pablo’s season of The Bachelor (Season 18), who went on to have two stints on Bachelor in Paradise (Seasons 1&2), as well a run on Winter Games, a special Bachelor franchise show conjunct with the 2018 …

The Bachelor Tours the South for Hometowns

Season 24 Episode 8 Recap. Victoria gives us a manipulation performance that rivals Luke P.’s gaslighting, Madison still doesn’t tell Peter the sitch, and Peter is in love with Hannah Ann despite her father’s skepticism ***I do not own the rights to these videos.*** HOMETOWNS BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. This week I’ll be recapping Peter’s hometowns occuring in …