- No Ace in The Hole
- It Ends How it Began – With The Real World
- Underdogs & Upsets
- The Challenge: All-Stars Cast Breakdown 🙂
- 10 Things I Gold Skull About You
- ‘Til Death Do Us Duel
- No Finesse Fess
- Jesus, Take the Vibrator
- Some Thorough Thoughts on our First Black Bachelor, King (Matt) James
- What’s Up, Hawk?
- So This is Lolo Love
- Ashley “Get The F*ck Out My City” Mitchell
- Maaaarrry me, Naaaatalie?
- The Challenge “Double Agents” Season 36 Cast Breakdown
- I Did Not Enjoy My Flight (I Want a Refund)
- Clare Crawley, Bachelor-Universe Veteran, Racoon Whisperer, and Sex-in-the-Ocean Goddess is our Next Bachelorette!
- The Bachelor Tours the South for Hometowns
- Clear Sky, Not Ahead
- The Bachelor: Chilean Telenovella Edition
- Welcome To The Bachelor Jungle
- The Bachelor Goes to the Exotic, Culture-Filled City of Cleveland, Ohio!
- Tale As Old As Bachelor Time: The “Right Reasons” Debate
- The Shot (Pop of Champagne) Heard Round the World
- The Bachelor: Season 24 Episode 1 Recap
- The Bachelorette: Fantasy Suite Week
- The Bachelorette: Hometowns’ Hot Goss XOXO
No Ace in The Hole
The Challenge: All Stars Season 1 Episode 1 Recap 🙂 I am… so… deeply… utterly… and fully… IN LOVE WITH THIS FRANCHISE. THESE CHARACTERS. THIS NOSTALGIA THAT I FEEL FOR YEARS I WASN’T EVEN WATCHING THIS SHOW AND/OR ALIVE. I’m just so OBSESSSSED. I have seen this episode 5 times since it came out, and …
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It Ends How it Began – With The Real World
The Challenge: Double Agents Season 36 Episode 17 Recap : ) FINALLY, we have come to the last normal episode before the finals – 17 episodes later, folks, and we’re finally here! It’s been a LONGGGGGGGGG season, with a lot of the big-name new rookies not making the cut (Natalie, Lolo, Nam – all left …
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Underdogs & Upsets
The Unexpected Best & Worst of The Challenge: Double Agents Four months since our premiere & we finally arrive at the cusp of TJ’s finals for The Challenge’s 36th season, Double Agents. Although The Challenge brought in a lot of big bets with their rookies this season, it was the veterans who majority pulled through and secured their places …
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The Challenge: All-Stars Cast Breakdown 🙂
NOSTALGIA IS BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER!!! Y’ALL, WE DID IT. WE FUCKING DID IT. WE GOT AN OLD SCHOOL CHALLENGE WITH ALL OUR FAV VETS, AND I LITERALLY CANNOT BELIEVE IT. KRIS JENNER WORKS HARD BUT THE CHALLENGE GODS WORK HARDER. I love this show so much, holy shit. When I think about the …
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10 Things I Gold Skull About You
The Challenge: Double Agents Season 36 Episode 16 Recap 🙂 The boys are back in town, and by the boys, I mean, ME. I took a quick lil medical-leave-hiatus, in which, the entire season of The Bachelor passed, and 75% of The Challenge, but Imma do my best to hop right back on IN. A lot has happened …
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‘Til Death Do Us Duel
The Bachelor Season 25 Episode 2 Recap 🙂 Episode 2 of Matt James’ season and this already feels like a traditional Bachelor episode: the lead tells the group of contestants “I see my wife/husband in this group”, there’s a competitive group date where one team gets more time with the lead at night based on …
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No Finesse Fess
The Challenge: Double Agents Season 36 Episode 4 Recap 🙂 Round FOURRRR, BABYYYYY. This episode does NOT FEEL GOOD. THE WHOLE TIME I’M LIKE FRICKYOU, FESSY, FRICK YOU, FESSY, ETC. How you gonna do Nelson like that??? DAMN. But I’m getting ahead of myself, let’s set the scene – Wes has just gone home, Devin …
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Jesus, Take the Vibrator
The Bachelor Season 25 Episode 1 Recap : ) FOLKS, HISTORY HAS BEEN MADE. FOR TWENTY FOUR SEASONS OF THIS GOD-FORSAKEN SHOW WE HAVE WATCHED MEDIOCRE WHITE MAN AFTER MEDIOCRE WHITE MAN GET SHUFFLED THROUGH THE BACHELOR SYSTEM AS THE LEAD, BUT NOT ANYMORE. Season 25 brings us our first ever BLACK BACHELOR, MATT JAMES, …
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Some Thorough Thoughts on our First Black Bachelor, King (Matt) James
How Matt James became our first Black Bachelor, the History of Racism in the franchise, Player Breakdown (Roast), Full Season Trailer Analysis ROUNDED ALL UP with some BOLD season predictions. 😉 Who is Matt James? Matt James is THEE FIRST BLACK BACHELOR (The Bachelor Season 25), but alongSIDE that, he is a 29-year-old guy from …
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What’s Up, Hawk?
The Challenge: Double Agents Season 36 Episode 3 Recap 🙂 A Budding Friendship of the Century, Return of the Blubbering Baby, & Demise of the Wolf in Ginger-skin ***I do not own the rights to these videos*** Last week’s ‘sode was a bit of a miss for me, but MAN, ARE WE BACK THIS WEEK! …
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So This is Lolo Love
The Challenge: Double Agents Season 36 Episode 2 Recap ***I do not own the rights to these videos*** To me, episode 2 is not quite as hard hitting as episode 1, but HEY, it’s hard to top potentially 3 of 4 Challenge champs being in the first elimination right out of the GATE. And you …
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Ashley “Get The F*ck Out My City” Mitchell
Stay tuned after the episode for a word from our eliminated challenger, JK. This is a blog, not a tv show. HOWEVER, I will be going into the beautiful, rich, deep history of the first player in our treasured game to bite the dust ***I do not own the rights to these videos*** It’s hard …
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Maaaarrry me, Naaaatalie?
The Challenge Season 36 “Double Agents” Episode 1 Recap “License to Killer Kam” Per usual, MTV did NOT DISAPPOINT, in fact, to me, they EXCEEDED EXPECTATIONS. I was jumping up & down on my couch, running around the room in circles, yelling at my friend who was watching the show for the absolute first time. …
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The Challenge “Double Agents” Season 36 Cast Breakdown
The Challenge is Back & Badder Than Ever 🙂 I am writing these blogs because according to me I am an Enneagram 9, and according to the book I read about the Enneagram, 9’s need to get their opinions out in the world because they often hold them inside. While anyone who knows me knows …
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I Did Not Enjoy My Flight (I Want a Refund)
Season 24 Episode ? FINALE Recap. – Peter’s season of The Bachelor Listen… I’m obviously about TWO CENTURIES BEHIND posting this… No one gives a flying fuck what happened on Peter’s season, not even me. But I already wrote this all out, and who KNOWS the next time we’ll get a Bachelor show to distract …
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Clare Crawley, Bachelor-Universe Veteran, Racoon Whisperer, and Sex-in-the-Ocean Goddess is our Next Bachelorette!
Monday morning ABC announced their newest Bachelorette for Season 16 of The Bachelorette; Clare Crawley, originally introduced on Juan Pablo’s season of The Bachelor (Season 18), who went on to have two stints on Bachelor in Paradise (Seasons 1&2), as well a run on Winter Games, a special Bachelor franchise show conjunct with the 2018 …
The Bachelor Tours the South for Hometowns
Season 24 Episode 8 Recap. Victoria gives us a manipulation performance that rivals Luke P.’s gaslighting, Madison still doesn’t tell Peter the sitch, and Peter is in love with Hannah Ann despite her father’s skepticism ***I do not own the rights to these videos.*** HOMETOWNS BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. This week I’ll be recapping Peter’s hometowns occuring in …
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Clear Sky, Not Ahead
Season 24 Episode 7 Recap. Victoria Has Yet Another Meltdown, Kelley Takes a Nap, and Peter Overall Exhibits Questionable Judgement ***I do not own the rights to these videos.*** Better late than never 🙂 This was written before I watched Episode 8 so please FORGIVE ME for my delay. This week The Bachelor goes to …
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The Bachelor: Chilean Telenovella Edition
The Bachelor Season 24 Episode 6 Recap. Age Differences, Spanish Soap Operas, and a Lot of Bad Grammar ***I do not own the rights to these videos.*** Welcome back to all who have been here before & welcome here to anyone who has not! I’m here to recap The Bachelor Season 24 Episode 6; episode …
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Welcome To The Bachelor Jungle
The Bachelor Season 24 Episode 5 Recap. Cave Hot Tub Makeouts, Modeling for Cosmo in the Jungle, and the Story Behind Peter’s Infamous Face Injury ***I do not own the rights to these videos*** Just when I believe there’s zero possible way for this season of The Bachelor to get more dramatic, IT DOES (not …
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The Bachelor Goes to the Exotic, Culture-Filled City of Cleveland, Ohio!
The Bachelor Season 24 Episode 4 Making Out in Front of an Ex at an Ohio-based Amusement Park, The Return of Alayah, and Peter Losing His God Dang Mind ***I do not own the rights to these videos.*** Each and every Monday morning, I shoot out of bed. It feels better than Christmas. I sing …
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