‘Til Death Do Us Duel

The Bachelor Season 25 Episode 2 Recap 🙂 Episode 2 of Matt James’ season and this already feels like a traditional Bachelor episode: the lead tells the group of contestants “I see my wife/husband in this group”, there’s a competitive group date where one team gets more time with the lead at night based on …

No Finesse Fess

No offense, Fessy…. In Big Brother… his whole thing was that… he never… knew what was happening, LOL The Challenge: Double Agents Season 36 Episode 4 Recap 🙂 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k85mRPqvMbE Looks eerily similar to this season of The Challenge (Muse vibes?) Round FOURRRR, BABYYYYY. This episode does NOT FEEL GOOD. THE WHOLE TIME I’M LIKE FRICKYOU, …

Jesus, Take the Vibrator

The Bachelor Season 25 Episode 1 Recap : ) FOLKS, HISTORY HAS BEEN MADE. FOR TWENTY FOUR SEASONS OF THIS GOD-FORSAKEN SHOW WE HAVE WATCHED MEDIOCRE WHITE MAN AFTER MEDIOCRE WHITE MAN GET SHUFFLED THROUGH THE BACHELOR SYSTEM AS THE LEAD, BUT NOT ANYMORE. Season 25 brings us our first ever BLACK BACHELOR, MATT JAMES, …

Some Thorough Thoughts on our First Black Bachelor, King (Matt) James

How Matt James became our first Black Bachelor, the History of Racism in the franchise, Player Breakdown (Roast), Full Season Trailer Analysis ROUNDED ALL UP with some BOLD season predictions. 😉 Who is Matt James?  Matt James is THEE FIRST BLACK BACHELOR (The Bachelor Season 25), but alongSIDE that, he is a 29-year-old guy from …

What’s Up, Hawk?

The Challenge: Double Agents Season 36 Episode 3 Recap 🙂 A Budding Friendship of the Century, Return of the Blubbering Baby, & Demise of the Wolf in Ginger-skin ***I do not own the rights to these videos*** Last week’s ‘sode was a bit of a miss for me, but MAN, ARE WE BACK THIS WEEK! …

So This is Lolo Love

The Challenge: Double Agents Season 36 Episode 2 Recap So this is love, mmmmmhmmmhmmmm, so this is loooooooooove Lips of an Olmypiaaann ***I do not own the rights to these videos*** To me, episode 2 is not quite as hard hitting as episode 1, but HEY, it’s hard to top potentially 3 of 4 Challenge …

Ashley “Get The F*ck Out My City” Mitchell

Stay tuned after the episode for a word from our eliminated challenger, JK. This is a blog, not a tv show. HOWEVER, I will be going into the beautiful, rich, deep history of the first player in our treasured game to bite the dust ***I do not own the rights to these videos*** It’s hard …

Maaaarrry me, Naaaatalie?

The Challenge Season 36 “Double Agents” Episode 1 Recap “License to Killer Kam” “Heyyy, Heyyyy, Maaaarry me, Naaaataliee” – to the tune of “Archie, Marry Me” by Alvvays DJ, play “What Doesn’t Kill You Makes You Stronger” by Kelly Clarkson Per usual, MTV did NOT DISAPPOINT, in fact, to me, they EXCEEDED EXPECTATIONS. I was …

The Challenge “Double Agents” Season 36 Cast Breakdown

The Challenge is Back & Badder Than Ever 🙂 “Double Agents” Full Cast (TJ IN THE MIDDLE WITH THE PRAYER HANDS LIKE A 15 YEAR OLD HIGH SCHOOL BOY, IM OBSESSSSSSSED) I am writing these blogs because according to me I am an Enneagram 9, and according to the book I read about the Enneagram, …

I Did Not Enjoy My Flight (I Want a Refund)

Season 24 Episode ? FINALE Recap. – Peter’s season of The Bachelor Something about Kelsey & Peter looking at the “romantic Cleveland, Ohio” skyline feels like me trying to hype up Peter and his season until now I have ultimately realized it’s all trash Listen… I’m obviously about TWO CENTURIES BEHIND posting this… No one …