‘Til Death Do Us Duel

The Bachelor Season 25 Episode 2 Recap 🙂 Episode 2 of Matt James’ season and this already feels like a traditional Bachelor episode: the lead tells the group of contestants “I see my wife/husband in this group”, there’s a competitive group date where one team gets more time with the lead at night based on …

Jesus, Take the Vibrator

The Bachelor Season 25 Episode 1 Recap : ) FOLKS, HISTORY HAS BEEN MADE. FOR TWENTY FOUR SEASONS OF THIS GOD-FORSAKEN SHOW WE HAVE WATCHED MEDIOCRE WHITE MAN AFTER MEDIOCRE WHITE MAN GET SHUFFLED THROUGH THE BACHELOR SYSTEM AS THE LEAD, BUT NOT ANYMORE. Season 25 brings us our first ever BLACK BACHELOR, MATT JAMES, …

Some Thorough Thoughts on our First Black Bachelor, King (Matt) James

How Matt James became our first Black Bachelor, the History of Racism in the franchise, Player Breakdown (Roast), Full Season Trailer Analysis ROUNDED ALL UP with some BOLD season predictions. 😉 Who is Matt James?  Matt James is THEE FIRST BLACK BACHELOR (The Bachelor Season 25), but alongSIDE that, he is a 29-year-old guy from …

I Did Not Enjoy My Flight (I Want a Refund)

Season 24 Episode ? FINALE Recap. – Peter’s season of The Bachelor Something about Kelsey & Peter looking at the “romantic Cleveland, Ohio” skyline feels like me trying to hype up Peter and his season until now I have ultimately realized it’s all trash Listen… I’m obviously about TWO CENTURIES BEHIND posting this… No one …

Clare Crawley, Bachelor-Universe Veteran, Racoon Whisperer, and Sex-in-the-Ocean Goddess is our Next Bachelorette!

Monday morning ABC announced their newest Bachelorette for Season 16 of The Bachelorette; Clare Crawley, originally introduced on Juan Pablo’s season of The Bachelor (Season 18), who went on to have two stints on Bachelor in Paradise (Seasons 1&2), as well a run on Winter Games, a special Bachelor franchise show conjunct with the 2018 …

The Bachelor Tours the South for Hometowns

Season 24 Episode 8 Recap. Victoria gives us a manipulation performance that rivals Luke P.’s gaslighting, Madison still doesn’t tell Peter the sitch, and Peter is in love with Hannah Ann despite her father’s skepticism How you gon be mean to puppy dog Peter ***I do not own the rights to these videos.*** HOMETOWNS BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. …

The Bachelor: Chilean Telenovella Edition

The Bachelor Season 24 Episode 6 Recap. Age Differences, Spanish Soap Operas, and a Lot of Bad Grammar “You made me found my damn voice.” ***I do not own the rights to these videos.*** Welcome back to all who have been here before & welcome here to anyone who has not! I’m here to recap …

Welcome To The Bachelor Jungle

The Bachelor Season 24 Episode 5 Recap. Cave Hot Tub Makeouts, Modeling for Cosmo in the Jungle, and the Story Behind Peter’s Infamous Face Injury How visible will this scar be??? Right on your mf forehead??? ***I do not own the rights to these videos*** Just when I believe there’s zero possible way for this …

The Bachelor Goes to the Exotic, Culture-Filled City of Cleveland, Ohio!

The Bachelor Season 24 Episode 4 Making Out in Front of an Ex at an Ohio-based Amusement Park, The Return of Alayah, and Peter Losing His God Dang Mind ***I do not own the rights to these videos.*** Each and every Monday morning, I shoot out of bed. It feels better than Christmas. I sing …

Tale As Old As Bachelor Time: The “Right Reasons” Debate

The Bachelor Season 24: Episode 3 Kissing in a Cowboy Store, Who is Best in Bed (at Pillow Fighting), & One Aspiring Influencer Asking Another Aspiring Influencer “Do you work?” “Do you, like, work at all?” ***I do not own the rights to these videos.*** Hello & Welcome! I’ll be recapping The Bachelor Season 24 …