Clare Crawley, Bachelor-Universe Veteran, Racoon Whisperer, and Sex-in-the-Ocean Goddess is our Next Bachelorette!

Monday morning ABC announced their newest Bachelorette for Season 16 of The Bachelorette; Clare Crawley, originally introduced on Juan Pablo‚Äôs season of The Bachelor (Season 18), who went on to have two stints on Bachelor in Paradise (Seasons 1&2), as well a run on Winter Games, a special Bachelor franchise show conjunct with the 2018 …

The Bachelor: Chilean Telenovella Edition

The Bachelor Season 24 Episode 6 Recap. Age Differences, Spanish Soap Operas, and a Lot of Bad Grammar “You made me found my damn voice.” ***I do not own the rights to these videos.*** Welcome back to all who have been here before & welcome here to anyone who has not! I’m here to recap …

Welcome To The Bachelor Jungle

The Bachelor Season 24 Episode 5 Recap. Cave Hot Tub Makeouts, Modeling for Cosmo in the Jungle, and the Story Behind Peter’s Infamous Face Injury How visible will this scar be??? Right on your mf forehead??? ***I do not own the rights to these videos*** Just when I believe there’s zero possible way for this …

Tale As Old As Bachelor Time: The “Right Reasons” Debate

The Bachelor Season 24: Episode 3 Kissing in a Cowboy Store, Who is Best in Bed (at Pillow Fighting), & One Aspiring Influencer Asking Another Aspiring Influencer “Do you work?” “Do you, like, work at all?” ***I do not own the rights to these videos.*** Hello & Welcome! I’ll be recapping The Bachelor Season 24 …

The Bachelor: Season 24 Episode 1 Recap

Pilot Pete: Sex, Being a Pilot, and My Parents Still Get It On The most dramatic season of the Bachelor yet!!! ***I do not own the rights to these videos. It has been a long, cold Bachelor Franchise winter, I feel like I have aged a thousand lifetimes waiting for Peter’s season to come on, …