The Bachelor: Chilean Telenovella Edition

The Bachelor Season 24 Episode 6 Recap. Age Differences, Spanish Soap Operas, and a Lot of Bad Grammar “You made me found my damn voice.” ***I do not own the rights to these videos.*** Welcome back to all who have been here before & welcome here to anyone who has not! I’m here to recap …

Welcome To The Bachelor Jungle

The Bachelor Season 24 Episode 5 Recap. Cave Hot Tub Makeouts, Modeling for Cosmo in the Jungle, and the Story Behind Peter’s Infamous Face Injury How visible will this scar be??? Right on your mf forehead??? ***I do not own the rights to these videos*** Just when I believe there’s zero possible way for this …

The Bachelor Goes to the Exotic, Culture-Filled City of Cleveland, Ohio!

The Bachelor Season 24 Episode 4 Making Out in Front of an Ex at an Ohio-based Amusement Park, The Return of Alayah, and Peter Losing His God Dang Mind ***I do not own the rights to these videos.*** Each and every Monday morning, I shoot out of bed. It feels better than Christmas. I sing …

Tale As Old As Bachelor Time: The “Right Reasons” Debate

The Bachelor Season 24: Episode 3 Kissing in a Cowboy Store, Who is Best in Bed (at Pillow Fighting), & One Aspiring Influencer Asking Another Aspiring Influencer “Do you work?” “Do you, like, work at all?” ***I do not own the rights to these videos.*** Hello & Welcome! I’ll be recapping The Bachelor Season 24 …

The Shot (Pop of Champagne) Heard Round the World

The Bachelor Season 24 Episode 2 Recap. More Hannah Brown, Code Red Champagne Scandal, & The Bachelor Franchise Helping Their Contestants Become Influencers ***I do not own the rights to these videos.*** Welcome back! Episode Two was potentially just as wild as Episode One, so buckle up & let’s get down to it! IMMEDIATELY, we …

The Bachelor: Season 24 Episode 1 Recap

Pilot Pete: Sex, Being a Pilot, and My Parents Still Get It On The most dramatic season of the Bachelor yet!!! ***I do not own the rights to these videos. It has been a long, cold Bachelor Franchise winter, I feel like I have aged a thousand lifetimes waiting for Peter’s season to come on, …

The Bachelorette: Fantasy Suite Week

Let’s Talk About Sex, Bay-beeee! The “Fantasy Suite Week” as an entity has experienced an evolving cultural opinion and acceptance. On the topic of sex, TV shows from before the Sexual Revolution in the 1960’s treated sex as a taboo subject. The introduction of widespread, accessible birth control ushered in a new age, one where …

The Bachelorette: Hometowns’ Hot Goss XOXO

The Bachelorette: Season 15, Episode 9 – Hometown Dates Recap. Below I discuss why Peter is so sexy, how Tyler likely has a recessive gene for red hair, how Luke said one true fact this episode, and how Jed’s dog might be more talented than him. “I’m very protective over Jed, and making music makes …