The Challenge “Double Agents” Season 36 Cast Breakdown

The Challenge is Back & Badder Than Ever 🙂 “Double Agents” Full Cast (TJ IN THE MIDDLE WITH THE PRAYER HANDS LIKE A 15 YEAR OLD HIGH SCHOOL BOY, IM OBSESSSSSSSED) I am writing these blogs because according to me I am an Enneagram 9, and according to the book I read about the Enneagram, …

I Did Not Enjoy My Flight (I Want a Refund)

Season 24 Episode ? FINALE Recap. – Peter’s season of The Bachelor Something about Kelsey & Peter looking at the “romantic Cleveland, Ohio” skyline feels like me trying to hype up Peter and his season until now I have ultimately realized it’s all trash Listen… I’m obviously about TWO CENTURIES BEHIND posting this… No one …

Clare Crawley, Bachelor-Universe Veteran, Racoon Whisperer, and Sex-in-the-Ocean Goddess is our Next Bachelorette!

Monday morning ABC announced their newest Bachelorette for Season 16 of The Bachelorette; Clare Crawley, originally introduced on Juan Pablo’s season of The Bachelor (Season 18), who went on to have two stints on Bachelor in Paradise (Seasons 1&2), as well a run on Winter Games, a special Bachelor franchise show conjunct with the 2018 …

The Bachelor Tours the South for Hometowns

Season 24 Episode 8 Recap. Victoria gives us a manipulation performance that rivals Luke P.’s gaslighting, Madison still doesn’t tell Peter the sitch, and Peter is in love with Hannah Ann despite her father’s skepticism How you gon be mean to puppy dog Peter ***I do not own the rights to these videos.*** HOMETOWNS BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. …

Clear Sky, Not Ahead

Season 24 Episode 7 Recap. Victoria Has Yet Another Meltdown, Kelley Takes a Nap, and Peter Overall Exhibits Questionable Judgement Felt this deeply, powerfully, spiritually in the depths of my soul ***I do not own the rights to these videos.*** Better late than never 🙂 This was written before I watched Episode 8 so please …

The Bachelor: Chilean Telenovella Edition

The Bachelor Season 24 Episode 6 Recap. Age Differences, Spanish Soap Operas, and a Lot of Bad Grammar “You made me found my damn voice.” ***I do not own the rights to these videos.*** Welcome back to all who have been here before & welcome here to anyone who has not! I’m here to recap …

Welcome To The Bachelor Jungle

The Bachelor Season 24 Episode 5 Recap. Cave Hot Tub Makeouts, Modeling for Cosmo in the Jungle, and the Story Behind Peter’s Infamous Face Injury How visible will this scar be??? Right on your mf forehead??? ***I do not own the rights to these videos*** Just when I believe there’s zero possible way for this …

The Bachelor Goes to the Exotic, Culture-Filled City of Cleveland, Ohio!

The Bachelor Season 24 Episode 4 Making Out in Front of an Ex at an Ohio-based Amusement Park, The Return of Alayah, and Peter Losing His God Dang Mind ***I do not own the rights to these videos.*** Each and every Monday morning, I shoot out of bed. It feels better than Christmas. I sing …

Tale As Old As Bachelor Time: The “Right Reasons” Debate

The Bachelor Season 24: Episode 3 Kissing in a Cowboy Store, Who is Best in Bed (at Pillow Fighting), & One Aspiring Influencer Asking Another Aspiring Influencer “Do you work?” “Do you, like, work at all?” ***I do not own the rights to these videos.*** Hello & Welcome! I’ll be recapping The Bachelor Season 24 …

The Shot (Pop of Champagne) Heard Round the World

The Bachelor Season 24 Episode 2 Recap. More Hannah Brown, Code Red Champagne Scandal, & The Bachelor Franchise Helping Their Contestants Become Influencers ***I do not own the rights to these videos.*** Welcome back! Episode Two was potentially just as wild as Episode One, so buckle up & let’s get down to it! IMMEDIATELY, we …